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Christopher James - February 27, 2006
February 27th.
ARod will now be playing for both the US and the Dominican, and Italy and South Africa, because he’s that damn good. Not to be outdone, Derek Jeter will also play for these teams, but instead of donning all of those different uniforms, he will wear a white robe, as that’s what messiahs do.
Down in Florida, Eric Hinske is still working out in the outfield despite my fervent prayers to the contrary.
It is warm in Florida. It is cold here. I feel some hate bubbling up—don’t you?
It has been a while since the Frame of Shame has been filled with a disgraced Ex-Blue Jay.
The time has come to fill them up, but I want help; I want TBG readers to send their me their hate, in e-mail form. The one Ex-Blue Jay you hate, and I mean really hate. I’m not talking about some slumping middle infielder now playing in Kansas City, or a guy whose afro you hated in ‘78—I’m talking about the big ones, that guys that made you sick every time you saw them step onto the field. Send in the name of your bane and one sentence explaining why the world should also hate them. The best comments will be posted, and before the sun shines in Toronto I will put together the definitive list of The 10 Ex-Blue Jays every fan should hate.
To give you some ideas, here are a few Ex-BJs that still haunt me:
All Around Goats:
Potential, what Potential?:
We’ll be good, when we leave:
You can't spell class without A-S-S:
Go to it.
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